A Study on Cyclical Wealth Transfer Willingness and Localized Spacetime Distortion Phenomena Based on the "Crazy Thursday" Meme

In recent years, a significant periodic anomaly has emerged in the internet ecosystem of Chinese mainland. Specifically, on a certain Thursday each week, social media users experience a large-scale cognitive dissonance and excessive excitement in their language centers, manifesting as extremely bizarre narrative texts in their posts, and uniformly converging on a specific economic demand - "V I 50". This study comprehensively employed methods from quantum sociology, nutritional astrophysics, and network meme engineering to conduct an in-depth analysis of this phenomenon. The study posits that "Crazy Thursday" is not merely a cyber carnival but a localized spacetime distortion (Localized Spacetime Distortion, LSD) event triggered by the gravitational waves of a specific planetary alignment. This event causes the threshold of the individual's prefrontal cortex for high-calorie carbohydrates (i.e., the "KFC constant",Kfc≈50CNY ) to undergo a quantum tunneling effect. The study further discovered that although the information dissemination rate is close to the speed of light, the actual success rate of wealth transfer is infinitely approaching zero, revealing a "zero-sum social entropy increase" mechanism that violates the second law of thermodynamics.