Perturbative Quantum Chromodynamics Analysis of "Duvet-Body" Strong Interaction under Non-Abelian Gauge Fields and General Relativistic Spacetime Singularity Horizon Models

The "Macroscopic Object Stationary Anomaly"—defined as the persistent bed-bound state of subjects in low-temperature morning dormitory environments—represents a long-standing unsolved physical paradox that cannot be characterized by classical Newtonian mechanics, biological rhythm theory, or social psychology models. Traditional frameworks universally attribute this phenomenon to individual neural fatigue or willpower deficiency, yet fail to explain two core experimental anomalies: quantum-level immunity to high-intensity acoustic perturbations, and infinite inertial mass under finite external driving forces. To resolve this paradox, we construct a unified theoretical framework spanning General Relativity, non-relativistic quantum mechanics, and Perturbative Quantum Chromodynamics (PQCD). First, we introduce the Schwarzschild metric to model the duvet as a high-density comfort scalar field aggregation region, and derive the event horizon formation condition and extreme time dilation effect inside the horizon. Second, we apply the WKB approximation to quantify the quantum tunneling suppression effect of acoustic signals at the duvet interface. Finally, we simulate the "Duvet-Body" adhesion via a non-Abelian gauge interaction mediated by "Lazy Gluons", and verify the macroscopic color confinement effect. Based on 4-year longitudinal field observations (N>10³ independent trials, 99.9\% confidence level) and Lagrangian dynamic simulations, we demonstrate that: the duvet system forms a stable event horizon at 8:00 AM, resulting in causal disconnection between the classroom event and the subject's world line; the tunneling coefficient of conventional alarm signals through the duvet barrier is as low as $10^{-400}$, leading to total quantum reflection of phonons; the energy required to separate the Duvet-Body system diverges to infinity, and the forced separation will trigger a local entropy increase exceeding the cosmic critical stability threshold. We conclude that being late for 8:00 AM morning classes is an inevitable consequence of fundamental physical laws maintaining cosmic thermodynamic equilibrium, rather than an individual moral defect. This work provides a new theoretical paradigm for interpreting macroscopic quantum and relativistic effects in dormitory systems, and offers a physical basis for the optimization of morning course scheduling and wake-up technology.