This study deconstructs the non-linear impact of the Deadline (DDL)—a fundamental constant of the academic universe—on research behavior. By integrating quantum time dilation with the Second Law of Thermodynamics, we analyze the singularity of productivity triggered by temporal collapse.Our findings reveal a "Lorentz-Academic Contraction" of cognitive bandwidth as the observer’s subjective time undergoes relativistic shifts. The evolution of procrastination is mapped from "Omnipotent Narcissism" to "Defensive Labor," culminating in an adrenaline-fueled "Keyboard Spark" phase. We further quantify the regulatory effects of environmental force fields (e.g., Advisor Repulsion and Dormitory Bed Gravity) and biochemical mediators (caffeine, glucose).We conclude that the Deadline functions as the system’s Maxwell’s Demon: it enforces an abrupt reduction in entropy, filtering noise and terminating the infinite loops of perfectionism. This provides a novel dynamical model for cognitive remodeling under extreme pressure.